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REPUBLIC OF BEER
Ministry of Foam Affairs · Official PortalEst. 2026 · Population-Limited Nation
THE REPUBLIC OF BEER
“The beer shall be cold.” — Constitution, Article I
0
Citizens Admitted
0
Citizenships Remaining
$1*
Citizenship Fee
*Plus the Ministry Processing Fee ($0.99). The Ministry is not sorry. When all 10,000 citizenships are issued, the borders close forever.
★ CITIZEN Nº 00001 ADMITTED — MICHAEL WHITFIELD, ALLEGIANCE: GUINNESS ★ CITIZEN Nº 00002 ADMITTED — ADRIAN PETROV, ALLEGIANCE: HEINEKEN ★ CITIZEN Nº 00003 ADMITTED — LAUREN BECKETT, ALLEGIANCE: MODELO ★ CITIZEN Nº 00004 ADMITTED — ETHAN CALDWELL, ALLEGIANCE: MILLER ★ CITIZEN Nº 00005 ADMITTED — CONNOR DOYLE, ALLEGIANCE: GUINNESS ★ CITIZEN Nº 00001 ADMITTED — MICHAEL WHITFIELD, ALLEGIANCE: GUINNESS ★ CITIZEN Nº 00002 ADMITTED — ADRIAN PETROV, ALLEGIANCE: HEINEKEN ★ CITIZEN Nº 00003 ADMITTED — LAUREN BECKETT, ALLEGIANCE: MODELO ★ CITIZEN Nº 00004 ADMITTED — ETHAN CALDWELL, ALLEGIANCE: MILLER ★ CITIZEN Nº 00005 ADMITTED — CONNOR DOYLE, ALLEGIANCE: GUINNESS
Bureau of Cartography
The National Map
Territory is allocated by allegiance. When citizens pledge to a beer, its province grows. The map is redrawn nightly. This is taken very seriously.
Provincial borders are redrawn as allegiances shift. Cartographic disputes may be appealed to the Supreme Court of Beer. They will be dismissed.
Bureau of Census & Statistics
Allegiance Census
1. GUINNESS
40.0%
2. MODELO
20.0%
3. HEINEKEN
20.0%
4. OTHER
20.0%
5. CORONA
0.0%
6. BUDWEISER
0.0%
7. STELLA ARTOIS
0.0%
8. CARLSBERG
0.0%
Figures audited by the Ministry of Foam Affairs. The Ministry audits itself. No irregularities have ever been found.
Border Control · Latest Admission
Newest Citizen of the Republic
Each new admission is recorded in the National Registry and honored here, briefly, until someone else pays $1.99.
PASSPORT · PASSEPORTUMTYPE P · CODE RBE
REPUBLIC OF BEER
RES PUBLICA CERVISIAE
HOLDER · POSSESSOR
C. Doyle
SIGNATURE OF HOLDER
Citizen № · Numerus Civis
№ 00005 / 10,000
Surname · Cognomen
DOYLE
Given Names · Praenomen
CONNOR
Nationality · Natio
BEERISH
Sex · Sexus
M
Allegiance · Fidelitas
GUINNESS
Date of Admission · Dies Admissionis
15 JUN 2026
Capacity · Capacitas
I DO NOT COUNT
Frequency · Frequentia
ALWAYS BEER O’CLOCK
Preferred Company · Comites
ANYONE WILLING
Date of Expiry · Dies Exspirationis
NEVER
Authority · Auctoritas
MINISTRY OF FOAM AFFAIRS
Great Seal of the Republic
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National Registry
Verify a Citizen
Search by name or citizen number. Click any citizen to inspect their passport. Impersonating a citizen of the Republic is not a crime, but it is frowned upon.
Nº 00005
CONNOR DOYLE
Nº 00004
ETHAN CALDWELL
Nº 00003
LAUREN BECKETT
Nº 00002
ADRIAN PETROV
Nº 00001
MICHAEL WHITFIELD
Showing all 5 citizens. The full Registry is maintained in triplicate.